The group policy for printers was set to create four domain printers. I've since switched it to update the four print queues rather than create. The thin client I tested had the following results after that change:
2018-10-05T10:29:51.378 INFO (0850-056c) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] Logon Time: 147.69 seconds
2018-10-05T10:29:51.378 INFO (0850-056c) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] Logon Start To Hive Loaded Time: 44.15 seconds
2018-10-05T10:29:51.378 INFO (0850-056c) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] Logon Start To Classes Hive Loaded Time: 45.17 seconds
2018-10-05T10:29:51.378 INFO (0850-056c) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] Profile Sync Time: 0.00 seconds
2018-10-05T10:29:51.378 INFO (0850-056c) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] Windows Folder Redirection Apply Time: 0.00 seconds
2018-10-05T10:29:51.378 INFO (0850-056c) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] Shell Load Time: 53.71 seconds
2018-10-05T10:29:51.378 INFO (0850-056c) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] Total Logon Script Time: 0.00 seconds
2018-10-05T10:29:51.378 INFO (0850-056c) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] User Policy Apply Time: 46 seconds
2018-10-05T10:29:51.378 INFO (0850-056c) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] Machine Policy Apply Time: 0 seconds
2018-10-05T10:29:51.378 INFO (0850-056c) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] Group Policy Software Install Time: 42.38 seconds
2018-10-05T10:29:51.378 INFO (0850-056c) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] Free Disk Space Available To User: 46 GB
Much better than the results of yesterday:
2018-10-04T16:01:47.782 INFO (0c44-14bc) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] Logon Time: 331.34 seconds
2018-10-04T16:01:47.782 INFO (0c44-14bc) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] Logon Start To Hive Loaded Time: 0.45 seconds
2018-10-04T16:01:47.782 INFO (0c44-14bc) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] Logon Start To Classes Hive Loaded Time: 0.49 seconds
2018-10-04T16:01:47.782 INFO (0c44-14bc) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] Profile Sync Time: 0.00 seconds
2018-10-04T16:01:47.782 INFO (0c44-14bc) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] Windows Folder Redirection Apply Time: 0.00 seconds
2018-10-04T16:01:47.782 INFO (0c44-14bc) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] Shell Load Time: 49.07 seconds
2018-10-04T16:01:47.782 INFO (0c44-14bc) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] Total Logon Script Time: 0.00 seconds
2018-10-04T16:01:47.782 INFO (0c44-14bc) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] User Policy Apply Time: 280 seconds
2018-10-04T16:01:47.782 INFO (0c44-14bc) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] Machine Policy Apply Time: 0 seconds
2018-10-04T16:01:47.782 INFO (0c44-14bc) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] Group Policy Software Install Time: 277.67 seconds
2018-10-04T16:01:47.782 INFO (0c44-14bc) [LogonMonitor::LogSummary] Free Disk Space Available To User: 53 GB